This here is a cow on a treadmill. She is creating enough energy to be milked 4 times. The added benefit from the exercise is less methane coming out of the cow's posterior!
Taser International along with so-call "scientists" are tasering goats that are high on meth. While I'm not an animal rights activist (which is why I still think it's funny), doesn't this seem kind of cruel and very unusual?
So, I found this website called "Animal Review". The site grades animals. You know, A, B, C, D, F (why is there no E?). Anywho, I think it pretty funny to read -- especially when you read it in your head with a British or Irish accent.
"Brainlessness" (don't forget to say it with a British accent)